mel gibson joins big fluffy man beard society...
Other people grow beards.
Mel Gibson, though, is probably spending millions of his own money making a full-length feature film in which every actor and actress, every extra, the animals in the film and the entire background must be bearded. And, just to be strange, the beards, instead of the actors, will speak an ancient beard language that no one has spoken since the 1700's. And it will be the bloodiest R-rated bearded movie of all time and will gross three-hundred-thousand-billion dollars at the box office. Just watch.
I think I'm just jealous that Mel can grow a big fluffy man beard while I try really really hard only to get scraggly Keanu Reeves beard. It's just not fair.