in his defense, fort dix does sound like fort dicks...
Today's Imaginary Getty Images Conversation Between Star Jones And Star Jones's Slightly Effeminate Husband Al
Star: Baby, this is great.
Al: Yes. Tender moment.
Star: I'm glad we're sharing it together.
Al: Wait. Where are we again?
Star: At Fort Dix. You know, your brother is leaving for Iraq.
Al: Fort what?
Al: How do you spell that?
Star: Why are you wearing a track suit?
Al: I was, um, just in a hurry to get here...I guess.
Star: Tender moment.
(Another long silence)
Al: I'm hungry now.