kevin federline is decidedly not jesus...
Sorry, Kev. For doing that pose, you just might be going to Hell. Despite his recent mainstream success in films like Passion of the Christ, only Jesus can truly be Jesus. Also, while we're on the subject:
-Jesus wouldn't wear only wifebeaters. He'd switch it up.
-Jesus definitely wouldn't be a Yankees fan. I'd see him more as rooting for the Royals(since they're terrible (common for them) but they try real hard!)
-Jesus didn't have socks with his sandals. Even Jesus would call that stupid.
-Jesus knew how to use his belt. It was more of a rope but he worked it.
-Hey, you've got the hair. That's something. Right?
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If only I had been raised more of a toothless hillbilly, I really could have scored hard on the chicks. Oh well.
Posted by Supergirl on 5:27 PM
i call 3some with jesus and this strange man, jus to get his clothes off!! =)
Posted by Justin on 5:47 PM
Threesomes with Jesus?
Man.
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