<body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/plusone.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar.g?targetBlogID\0757975581\46blogName\75dude.man.phat.\46publishMode\75PUBLISH_MODE_BLOGSPOT\46navbarType\75BLUE\46layoutType\75CLASSIC\46searchRoot\75http://dudemanphat.blogspot.com/search\46blogLocale\75en_US\46v\0752\46homepageUrl\75http://dudemanphat.blogspot.com/\46vt\0757134561390211612881', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script>

five things that make lindsay lohan angry when going out to lunch...


1. When creepy sweatshirt guys ask for her autograph right as she walks in the door. Seriously, dude. LET HER EAT. She actually wants to now. And tell your Latino friend to stop hiding behind that wall. It's freakin' everyone out.

2. When the chef doesn't scramble her breakfast scramble quite enough. If she would have been at Toast, someone would have been cut. Luckily, today she was at the Newsroom Cafe (coincidentally, the employer of the guy she plowed into with her car this week). So, as a sign of goodwill, she'll instead resort to placing her hand in the air like she's in 11th grade English class. Take too much time, though, and it might lead to number three...

3. When guys wear high-waisted, pleated pants around her. She'll point you out and tear you a new one for this. Bad childhood memories about looking through the annual Sears Christmas catalog or something.

4. Being recognized as she's leaving the restaurant even though she's hidden behind a purse, her wallet and her friend's sweater. Usually, this would render her invisible. But, again, she had just sent a guy to the hospital who works at that EXACT restaurant. So...regular invisibility rules do not apply. Frankly, I'm surprised she wasn't wheatgrassed to death.

5. Wearing bras.
« Home | Next »
| Next »
| Next »
| Next »
| Next »
| Next »
| Next »
| Next »
| Next »
| Next »

Posted by Blogger Lindsay on 5:52 AM

That "dude trying to get her autograph" in the first shot looks a lot like Mark Walberg. Whaddya think?  



Posted by Blogger kristine on 8:11 AM

at least she sowed some restraint by raising her hand rather than throwing her food across the room.  



Posted by Blogger Nathan on 9:14 AM

That was hilarious! I found this blog through the Best Week Ever blog and have been reading your archives. This is great stuff  



Posted by Blogger Chris on 2:30 PM

She be havin a bad day.  



Posted by Blogger Jonathan on 6:53 PM

Wow, that last one was unexpected. Thanks.  



Posted by Blogger brookstar on 9:02 PM

dude. have you ever noticed how she looks like malcom in the middle?  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 10:36 AM

do any of u love her email me plz at ilovesango@hotmail.com  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 10:39 AM

i would like to no plz plz plz plz  



Posted by Blogger miyuki on 11:42 PM

A study last yearnike tn, the author in the essay read NIKE , a reporter at the Shanghai headquarters in an interview, nike chaussuressee a pr in high school to read a league plans, employees interviewed told reporters in Beijing's streets, they children to interview, the children said, "truly understand them." tn chaussures These words, if the author touches product function, brand spirit and culture is to become part of the consumer of two basic methods  



Posted by Blogger polo shirts on 2:23 AM

History of polo ralph lauren. Polo fashions had its humble beginnings in 1968 when tie salesman Ralph Lauren gave it a kick start. By 1969 he had a boutique polo ralph lauren factory stores within the Manhattan department store Bloomingdale's. ... Brands and luxury standard. Since Ralph Lauren's first brand, Polo Ralph Lauren, was launched, the company has expanded to include a variety of luxury brands such as Polo Golf, Polo Denim, Polo Sport. You can buy cheap Ralph Lauren Clothing at Ralph Lauren outlet.Also We provide polo shirts
Ralph Lauren polo shirt, 50% OFF! polo ralph lauren outlet online is your best choice!In 2006, polo ralph lauren outlet became the first designer in Wimbledon's 133-year history to create official uniforms for the tournament. As part of this year's event, which starts next week, polo ralph lauren sale will introduces the first ... determination to maintain and enhance the values for which our two brands are famous throughout the world. The rugby ralph lauren brand brings to Wimbledon the look of timeless elegance, drawing on our rich history and traditions  



Posted by Blogger clarebear on 11:42 PM

We are China online Wholesale Beads store, China Wholesale Beads is your best choice. China jewelry findings and jewelry making supplies for wholesale.We offer you Jewelry Supplies, Jewelry Findings, Jewelry Beads at the cheapest price. We are specialized in Wholesale Jewelry Supplies, Wholesale Jewelry Findings, Tibetan Style Beads, Tibetan Silver Beads, Tibetan Silver Charms, Wholesale Acrylic Beads, Wholesale Crystal Beads, Wholesale Jewelry Charms, Pandora Style Beads, Lampwork Beads, Metal Beads, Gemstone Beads, Wood & Nut Beads. Buy more get more discount.  



Posted by Blogger vibrams on 12:19 AM

The christian louboutin heels is designed for the ladies. Since the pumps was born, the ladies life become colorful. The christian louboutin evening pumps are the god's masterwork. Who invited thechristian louboutin pumps? Seldom people knew, but I think every lady would be grateful for him. Among the countless pumps, the christian louboutin peep toe is the most outstanding ones. The elegant pattern, the delicate style all mold the ladies perfect leg profile. Flowers in the spring of 2011 creeping, up from hair to clothes continue to footwear, have had a brilliant up. In such a glamor, spring and summer flowers now here. Romance is a woman's mood, exquisite flowers just right of expression in our gestures, the woman, how can we not love the romantic temperament so that they distributed the flowers do? 2011 flowers bloom will enjoy different poses! The Christian Louboutin 2011 Sandals also can adds the hright of the ladies, it bring surprise to the short lady. Especially the red sole of the louboutin heels, magic and sexy, many ladies are crazy. The red sole, the first feature of the Christian Louboutin stroe.  



Posted by Blogger vibrams on 12:52 AM

The christian louboutin outlet heels can help you become sexy and elegant. Cheap christian louboutin sandals are regarded since the symbolic representation of attractive and elegant.Christian Louboutin Ankle BootsIt is especially suitable for the women who wear theChristian Louboutin Collection 2011 shoes at the first time.These Christian Louboutin Heels 2011 combine top quality, reasonable price and fashional design, which is your best choice Artist who promoted his collection of luxury women's Christian Louboutin Peep Toes in earlier 90s. No 1 can disregard the existence in the style world, World-famous red-colored soles and Christian Louboutin Pumps Sale are shaped features. However, you can by no means overlook the beautiful. You do not even need to go inside environment, as well as your slim, gorgeous and graceful legs may be effortlessly discovered in people's eyes! Welcome to our louboutin mall to buy discount louboutins heels.  



Posted by Anonymous Nike Football Cleats on 2:26 AM

This Nike mercurial vapor ultra vibrant Nike Mercurial Vapor Superfly III FG...The Nike mercurial vapor fg has a huge army of fans across the globe, and if you're one of them we know you love them to be bright, flashy and in-your-face colours. Checking out these Nike Vapor Superfly III Soccer Cleats versions, part of Nike's Fall seasonal releases, we're sure you're going to love these Nike Vapor Superfly II Soccer Cleats too, they combine Laser technology and Nike Mercurial Superfly with the Vapor series!Nike vapor Superfly.especially once they start appearing en masse on pitch. Nike Football Cleats You can click "VIEW MORE" for more detailed pictures. New levels of performance after Best Soccer Cleats new levels of performance after Nike Football Boots.  



Posted by Anonymous canada goose jackets on 10:20 PM

canada goose jackets is a brand with legendary. When people see at first glance, they are going to be not simple-minded for the shape of. However, this type of swept the world without notice. The latest series of in this autumn and winter makes the ideal fusion of classic and popular in colors and styles. More stylish canada goose jacket styles break out the traditional impression of the public, and make simple ugg boots styles interpret stylish even wild feeling.  



» Post a Comment