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tom cruise finally puts his sperm where his mouth is...



He's 100% hetero everyone!! Just like he's been telling us all along.

This is such good news. After this past summer, in which I obsessed about the utter awesomeness of Tom Cruise to no end, I was getting worried that no news meant unawesome news. Luckily, I had set up a huge contraption made of pulleys and levers and rolling things like Pee Wee had in Pee Wee's Big Adventure to wake me up if Tom Cruise came back to his senses and started doing crazy things again. So he did. And it did. Thank you, TomCruiseDoesSomethingAwesome5000. Thank you.

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Posted by Blogger xanadian on 5:55 AM

my god... A picture really does say a thousand words. Well... a thousand and three, plus four "?"s.  



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