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lindsay lohan should just buy stock in maaco...

Even though her breast size has almost gone back to normal, Lindsay Lohan is still driving around our Los Angeles streets like it's the last lap in a NASCAR race. Today, she got into another accident driving the same exact car (but, of course, brand new) as her bangup last time on La Cienega, but just a couple streets over on Robertson Blvd. in front of Newsroom Cafe.

Besides the fact that she "hid out" at the Hideaway House, which is CLASSIC by the way, this is same old same old. I'm sure whether they're involved or not, the paparazzi will be blamed for her speeding. And the other guy, I hope, is okay. But it would have been much cooler if someone (or something) mysterious would have jumped out of the van once she hit it. Like a gang of clowns. Or a coke monster. Or a gang of clowns riding on the back of a coke monster. I'm not saying or insinuating in any way that LL has ever used or even seen coke. But, admit it, if you were an eyewitness and saw a coke monster with a bunch of clowns chasing her, you'd have to at least consider it.
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Posted by Blogger AJ Gentile on 10:39 PM

"No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin'."  

Posted by Blogger justin on 10:45 PM

"Speed. To be able to control it. To know that I can control something that's out of control."  

Posted by Blogger heather on 10:45 PM

especially if it was the coke badger like in 'it's all gone pete tong'.

that shit would be awesome.  

Posted by Blogger justin on 10:51 PM

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.  

Posted by Blogger AJ Gentile on 1:37 AM

Justin, you saw my Days of Thunder and raised me a UHF.

Well played, sir. Well played indeed.  

Posted by Blogger xanadian on 7:10 AM

*She* caused the wreck? lol. maybe the coke monster was in the car with her, perhaps?  

Posted by Blogger CT on 1:24 AM

yeah she is a coke whore... no getting around that one!!!  

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