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glitch in the los angeles matrix...



Don't be alarmed, Los Angeles.

But I think that there's a glitch in our Matrix.

Since I've been working nights lately, I've been able to enjoy our glorious city in the daylight. Unfortunately, what I saw this afternoon was extremely unusual and unsettling.

I saw a Mexican riding a unicycle in the McDonald's parking lot at Sunset and Crescent Heights. (I don't know if he tried to manuever it through the drive-thru to try their new Fruit & Walnut Salad. But that's a nice thought).

Then, less than a minute later, I saw a midget walking his dog. Or rather the dog walking his midget.

This can't be a coincidence. Contact your nearest Morpheusi.
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Posted by Anonymous krissy on 12:34 PM

It was a DOLLY, I tell you! A DOLLY!!!!!  



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