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mischa and brandon break up for the 23rd time...


Brandon: Mischa!

Mischa: WHAT!

Brandon: No...come closer.

Mischa: I said what!

Brandon: (whispers) I just got my shorts wet.

Mischa: Serves you right. Wear trunks next time schmoopie.

Brandon: They're totally wet. They're ruined.

Mischa: You're a billionaire. You can just buy another pair.

Brandon: BUT I DON'T WANNA ANOTHER PAIR! I WANT THESE!

Mischa: Would you quiet down and just take that dress shirt off?

Brandon: Why? You know that I'm fat.

Mischa: You're causing people to stare.

Brandon: I'm fat AND my shorts are wet. I'm such a loser. I'm a mess.

Mischa: You ARE NOT. You're just big-boned.

Brandon: Oh yeah. I kinda am, aren't I?

Mischa: Yes you are. (pause) Now take your shirt off.

Brandon: No. It might get sand on it.

Mischa: YOU DON'T COMPROMISE ON ANY OF MY WANTS OR DESIRES!!

Brandon: Okaaay. What do you want me to do? I'll do it!

Mischa: Swim out there an touch that buoy? For me?

Brandon: ARE YOU INSANE? My shorts will get wet!

Mischa: I want to break up.

Brandon: Me too.

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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:48 AM

what's going on with her stomach? is it just me?  



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