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rock 'n roll ralphs has double super secret grocery carts...



This is more of a warning post than anything else.

LA-ites: if you're at Rock 'N Roll Ralphs on Sunset Blvd. and you're under the impression that you can push your cart out of the parking lot, you're wrong. You can't. Even if you're parked on the side road because the front parking lot is often packed due to its mini smallness, you can't take your Ralph's cart there. Oh no no no silly grocery shopper.

Do you know why? Because all of their carts and their wheels are rigged to fully shut down if they leave the set Ralph's "parking area." Not just one wheel or two. No, that would be workable. All four wheels lock up as the cart starts to fully break down and embarrass the cart pushee in front of everyone. All regular people, all aspiring actors and actresses (mainstream and porn) and all bums and hookers within the vicinity of the parking lot will know that you're "trying to steal the shopping cart" or, you know, "take it to your house." The actual breaking down of the cart makes a loud noise. But the machine-gun-like tirade of expletives that may slip from your mouth will seal the embarrassment deal. And then the dude that makes $7 an hour to actually round up the shopping carts will laugh at you. And then you will cry all over your chips and soda beverages. Or at least sulk expressively.

In conclusion, grocery carts suck ass. And so does this guy, who looks kinda like the grocery cart rounder-upper. Not cool at all. He was being extremely "un-dude."
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Posted by Anonymous Hilary on 7:20 PM

I just noticed those signs the last time I was at Rock and Roll Ralphs. It must be new there. But the Smart & Final on Santa Monica near Trader Joes has had it for years...  



Posted by Anonymous krissy on 8:36 PM

Dude, why do you call it Ralphs Club? lol... It's just "Ralphs." They have something called a Club Card, which is supposed to help you save money, but the store itself is just Ralphs.

That aside, I'd be fully happy to actually steal a cart on your behalf just to spite those MF'ers. ;-)  



Posted by Blogger KARLA D-10 ! on 6:26 PM

How can you not love "Rock-and-Roll Ralphs" and yes I am a very proud owner of a Ralphs Club Card and I am glad you can't take the carts out...so someone can't leave it infront of my house? Rock on Ralphs I cant wait to see my new and improve Ralphs once the remodel is done mid July 2007.See you all there!  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:07 PM

Dude, Krissy, you must dense....That graphic was stolen form the Ralph's website. It was originally an advertisement for the Ralphs Club Card..then whoever wrote this blog photo shopped it.

And I'd like to see you try to steal a cart, because with the wheels shut down, and your airheadedness, the whole operation would be quite amusing. I can just see you trying to figure out why teh cart won't move...beauty.  



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