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signs that al gore's new cable channel might totally blow...


That third letter's an M, isn't it? Naughty, naughty Amaya.

1. Amaya from Real World:Hawaii is a host.

That's all I got. This stuff has to be a joke, right? Out of all the hosts in all of the world, Al Gore picked her? Is it a show about being annoying?? Being a psycho pseudo-girlfriend? Are there going to be subtitles on screen at all times so I don't have to listen to her talk? While she's at the desk, can we have Justin from Real World: Hawaii sitting just offscreen telling her how bad a person she is? That'd be a little cool, right? Is she going to be calling the correspondents in the field her "schmoopie woopies?" Can we get a recount? Can we look for annoying but hot this time? She's going to be crying a lot, isn't she??

BTW, this reminds me. Puck 4 CBS News Anchor!!
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Posted by Blogger Janet on 12:10 PM

I think Rachel "I almost co-hosted The View but didn't make the cut" Campos must be huddled up in the fetal position somewhere in wake of this news.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 1:28 PM

Ohmygod. Horrible. Just horrible.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:03 PM

Puck as reporter reminds me of that British guy they have on CNN that does all the terror news reports.

-JD  



Posted by Blogger Lons on 12:21 PM

I actually auditioned months ago as a contributor to Gore's cable channel. I wanted to make thought-provoking documentaries, though, and not programming hosted by obnoxious ex-MTV reality show contestants. And that's why I'll never work in this town.  



Posted by Blogger Avatar on 11:52 AM

She'll demand that every man she interviews kiss her bunny. Or let her call them "Doodle".

I hope she still doesn't have a sore in that unfortunate place.

Is she still a pork-eating kosher agnostic?  



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