fantasia barrino's pants are on fire, y'all...
The only thing funnier than Fantasia Barrino's Godzilla-like attack on my hometown of High Point, North Carolina and some people's insane views of it being a stab in the back is this unbelievably dumb website that JUDO CHOPS!!!! her anti-HP bombs with a barrage of points, lackluster counterpoints and (most definitively) illuminating research:
In a totally unscientific study performed this weekend at the Oak Hollow Mall, Home Depot, Yamax, Chic Fil A, 2 Cookouts, 42 cruisers, we (Jennifer & I) asked 300 randomn [sic] people, "before American Idol 3, had you heard of Fantasia Barrino" a whopping 2 people had. from this, i can't understand where she was the "bad girl to everyone in town"
Once you've lost the Cook Out vote, you've lost High Point. That's the city's hub of milkshake consumption, y'all. She might as well be blackballed from ever stepping foot in town again. Or at the very least tied to High Point's own 80 foot-tall "World's Largest Chest Of Drawers" and mocked all hard-and-angry-like (aka some slurrin', a lil' spittin' while we tawk bout ya with the normal finger-pointin' thing). That's the Southern way.
In conclusion, hobbies much??
Bonus: "Hey, she lied t'us. She did too got air!!"
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Posted byIt's kind of funny how BIG this story is on the local news. It's kind of sad how I get EVERY SINGLE ONE of your HP references.
I love how Oak Hollow has a performance stage right in the middle of the mall. It's just like that one Tiffany video!
Also, I think the chest of drawer's has moved! It's in front of Furnitureland South off 85 now.
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I'm in Highpoint right now, working at the market/convention. That chest of drawers cracks my shit up - esp. the big sock hanging out of one.
Props to you - great site!
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They moved it??? NOooooOOOOo!!!
Bring me back Bojangles, Mikey. I need it most at this sad time.
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nice
-JD
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Actually I believe that there are now two chest of drawers! (Unless they dismantled moved the old one)
The one at Furnitureland South is the taller one and then there is another one off of Main Street.
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