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how every paris hilton photo op should go...



I see actors begging for change at the 7-11 now. I would drop some coin in their hand everytime if one of them would follow Paris around the city doing the bunny ears 24-7. It would never get old. Roosevelt, LAX, Koi, Mood, etc. They might even get an acting job out of it. Heck, odds are in their favor that they could get laid if they did it quick enough that she didn't notice. Just stay on the left side. That's her lazy eye side. Also, if they were ultra-fast enough (like The Flash fast), it would neat if someone ran past her really fast with a Sharpie and drew on a Hitler mustache. For that, I would pay double.

Related: The only way I'd watch another season of "The Simple Life" (in a pic)
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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 11:57 AM

And I for one would match your double-payment option for anyone ambitious enough to accept your challenge. your. blog. rocks.  



Posted by Blogger Helena on 12:42 PM

I second the motion.  



Posted by Blogger Random Aggression on 10:24 AM

She really does look like Lloyd Bridges in candid shots. It hurts me to say that, since I love Lloyd Bridges, RIP.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 10:32 AM

That was the comment of the week.  



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