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Christmas time is near, have another beer...


Without the above photo, the following entry by Izabel into her journal for the "Victoria's Secret Fashion Show" would have been ultra boring.
Shower
I woke up around 8am and took a shower. I said a prayer, thanking God and blessing him. I feel so lucky to be here, I almost have to pinch myself. It's hard to believe.

See? It's all about context. A sad story about how a beautiful supermodel pinches herself because she's lucky to take showers every day is only made more real, more touching and -dare i say - more sensual by the pictures of herself taking said shower. And she wrote "hard." Also good. Since the company Xmas party is tonight (see Open Bar), I'm Tivo-ing this along with "A Charlie Brown Christmas." God bless American television.

Meet "Steve" and "Tyrone." This picture has made me laugh at least a dozen times since someone sent me it yesterday afternoon. Again, with context, you could infer that Steve just won and Tyrone lost. So, to defend his honor, Tyrone flexed until he exploded his innards all over Steve's face. Or maybe they both won in a doubles competition and they're just ultra excited to get back to the hotel and take a candlelit bath together. We just don't know.

The media says this is a new kind of mammal found in Borneo. I say it looks more like a hairless cat with its head stuck in the ground. That Borneo Tourism Board is going to have to work a little harder than this.

And here's some dogs with Christmas hats on. Just for "Mark."
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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 1:57 PM

Hellooooo Izabel...  



Posted by Blogger Cory on 3:10 PM

Dude. More pics of dogs w/ hats please. Thanks.  



Posted by Blogger lawkiid on 4:59 PM

Izabel... good start
Mini steroid puff balls... funny
weird new rodent... thought I lost you..
dogs with hats?!! Man... just when I thought I lost you, you go and put up dogs with hats.. and TOTALLY redeem yer'self!!
Now THAT'S NEWSWORTHY... (mark).
Does Mork = Gothamist dude who is rude to numerous bloggers around the country for no reason other than being a dick?  



Posted by Blogger justin on 5:00 PM

I will probably post senseless pics of dogs with hats all week.  



Posted by Blogger Lons on 1:32 AM

Dogs in hats = definite traffic boost

Also, I don't understand how anyone "judges" which is the more muscley greased up hairless guy. They both look like equally greased up hairless guys with grossly oversized muscles to me.  



Posted by Blogger Lons on 1:33 AM

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Posted by Blogger xanadian on 6:10 AM

"I say it looks more like a hairless cat with its head stuck in the ground."

I dunno about that... I can see its head...and it has eerily glowing eyes, kinda like the cat in Pet Sematary. Now I wouldn't go to Borneo even for a million dollars.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 9:38 AM

Lons - I think they judge by who makes the most awesome face.

Xanadian - Pet Semetary scares me more than Borneo.  



Posted by Anonymous Alexis on 1:45 PM

dude...you gotta sign the Petition to save the FOX show Reunion!!!!!!!!!! http://new.petitiononline.com/41089/petition.html  



Posted by Blogger Keith on 9:26 AM

All you need now is that picture of the cat wearing the pomegranite helmet, and your website stats will go through the roof. It's guaranteed web gold, baby.  



Posted by Blogger lawkiid on 9:39 AM

justin,
When you promise more dogs in hats... you can't NOT produce... I demand DOGS IN HATs...
Also, Nicole Ritchie and DJ whatshisname breaking up... (hold back tears now) seems comical to me... now little chipmunk ritchie can wear GIANT black glasses to mourn on her tiny little chestnut holding cheeks head
GOODDAY I SAY
ps. I was the poster of Batman comments FYI many moons ago.  



Posted by Blogger The Assimilated Negro on 4:57 PM

I'm wondering what race those bodybuilders are. They might be the ultimate melting pot. look like they sort of have a black, asian, white, indian thing going on ...  



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