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Paris Hilton: not as full of shit as she was last week...


There ya go, Los Angeles.

If you want to take care of your poop like Paris Hilton takes care of her poop, Total Health Connection is the place. And if you mention during your 1st visit that you came after seeing this pic of Paris coming out of the office recently, they might give you something free. Like a toothbrush. Because that's what enemas do to you. They make you want to brush your teeth. Okay, I admit. I have no idea. But I do feel icky.

Coincidence of the day:
Paris gets enema ==> Gets brown-nosed by record execs, cousin Perez

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Posted by Anonymous Kealeen on 6:04 PM

Are you sure that's Paris? It looks more like Nicky. Plus, I think you need to be able to read at a 4th grade level in order to get through an issue of Vanity Fair.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 6:08 PM

It's her. She's wearing the same dress in the outgoing link.  



Posted by Blogger Assistant Atlas on 10:28 PM

Dude, I'm sorry, but Perez just lost me with that post. But maybe I'm just mad cuz I wasn't popular in high school and Perez just got to eat at Koi with the cool kids. It's like Winona Ryder selling out Betty Finn in "Heathers", except that the lead Heather doesn't die, she puts out an album and gets Betty Finn to do a nice write-up of it in the school paper. Or something.  



Posted by Blogger green spacer on 1:28 AM

and you have to know this, if you dont already know

she has her own jewellery line!

http://greenspacesg.blogspot.com  



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I've missed the Dude Man, I have been negligent on visiting!  



Posted by Blogger Douglas Reinhardt on 11:21 AM

unrelated, but sorta related...

yeah, i hate that johnny guy so much and wasn't that haylie duff playing his mom last night?  



Posted by Blogger justin on 11:29 AM

Re: "The O.C."

Grasping at straws. That's all they seem to be doing.

If it's going to go down in flames, make it spectacular. Don't pussyfoot around with 50 different boring storylines/new characters. Let's have Julie bang that trailerpark guy. That would be a start.  



Posted by Blogger lawkiid on 9:55 AM

Ju Ju banging the trailer park guy, and then getting pregnant would be a hilarious way to finish off the season.
Paris Hilton is SO overdone... VF mag being carried is just so she can look at the pictures. She's not that far advanced with her "Hooked on Phonics" program yet.  



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next time snap some vid and you'll make a mint by selling "One Night in the Bowels of Paris" online.  



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