i wouldn't date your mom if she was the last mom in the world...
I would not want to be the guy walking around with this on his chest. Worst tattoo ever.
Do any other guys ever watch MTV's Date My Mom and wonder if their own mom is watching the show at that same exact moment thinking, "Man, I wish (insert name here) would have been born a girl. Cause this show looks kinda fun." Nope? Just me?
Three other quick (random) thoughts about the show:
1) I'd like a souped-up Tivo that would record only the "Oh Crap I Picked the Hot Mom And Got the Girl With The Frying Pan Face" moments. And only those three-second clips. I cherish every one of those.
2) If MTV isn't currently developing a "Date My Dad" to be paired with "Date My Mom" in a "Date My Entire Family" hour-long block of programming, everyone at the network should be shot. With tiny Carson Daly-shaped bullets. The pairing of three horny desperate housedads with a Laguna Beach-clone would be TV sent from heaven. I'm looking for a suggestion box on the MTV site but not finding it.
3) Just for once, I'd like to see a mother-daughter team that absolutely hated each other. "Banging your daughter's potential husband out of spite via a crappy dating show" is not only an idea I support. It's an idea that really deserves to enter the Google lexicon. In fact, I just went back and put it in parentheses for future searchers.
Date My Mom