joe simpson says, "get into my daughter's pants!! i wish i could!"
Finally!! Another reason for creepy Joe Simpson pickup lines that could double as funny promotional quotes:
You must be using Windex baby. 'Cause I can see my daughter's ass in your pants.
Last time I saw those jeans, they were on my daughter. But she was topless. And I was hiding. In her closet.
No one can deny that Jessica has a nice ass. She really fills her jeans out. And I should know. I do patdowns every morning.
It puts the jeans on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
If I was you, I'd wear my daughter's jeans. Hell, I'm me and I still wear them.
This could go on for-ever.
These jeans are from space because my daughters ass is out of this world
Nice redesign. Do you call it BlogPress or Wordger?
Posted by d on 10:56 AM
I wasn't being sarcastic -- I think the redesign looks sharp.
Posted by Avatar on 11:20 AM
Those jeans are throwback fugly.
Posted by Anonymous on 12:16 PM
Is that a mug shot in that insert??
Joe Simpson is a creep.
Posted by Anonymous on 1:43 PM
Those jeans are hideous... throwback is right avatar..
Tagline: The jeans that look way better on your floor, than the girlfriend you just bought them for. Just ask Joe; "My girls jeans look WAY better off" (pan from jeans on floor, past Jes/Ashlee shocked faces, to Joe with sicko wink to camera!)
For real though, J Simps is NOT attractive. Her face is sick and mishapen... she's a plastic.
Posted by Reagan on 2:40 PM
Joe only has godly love for Jessica, y'all.
Posted by mance01 on 8:17 PM
"It puts the jeans on its skin or else it gets the hose again."
Somehow that took the post to a whole new level of disturbing :)
Posted by Assistant Atlas on 1:41 PM
Have you heard the "It Puts the Lotion on Its Skin" remix by the Greenskeepers? Now, that's creepy because it's so darn catchy.
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