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russell crowe inspires publicist through a beating to make crap up...



Personally, I would have chosen "Russell Crowe Inspires Make-A-Wish Kids To Trampoline Off Of Skyscrapers To Their Eventual Deaths."*

I know it's long. But it's catchy. And who wants to read about Crowe inspiring rugby players anyway?? Unless they've started beating each other's asses on the playing field with giant 80's cellular phones, I'm not interested.

*This would be a PR stunt. There would be giant inflatable cushions at the bottom to catch their falls. Because you haven't seen funny until you've Punk'd a Make-A-Wish kid. Trust me on this.

Russell Crowe Inspires Rugby Players [AP]

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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:48 PM

Russell Crowe needs to inspire some golfers... there's not nearly enough shenanigans in that sport. Baseball has brawls, and crazy press attacking players, basketball has brawls in the stands, hockey is all fighting (and legal to boot), and football.. nuff said.
Russell Crowe needs to wipe that goofy and modest smile off Phil Mickelson's face, and turn him into a crowd abusing, media bashing, opponent heckling, club throwing, cart tipping lunatic in order to heat that shit up. I think golfers could learn a thing or two from the drunken brawler from down under...
I never knew Rosie's blog could be so helpful... I will try to avoid all bears in the future... they're dangerous!!??  



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