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why paris really loves paris...


Paris Latsis has been holding out on us.

People who care about such things have been wondering, why is Paris Hilton with that troll-looking dude? It can't be for the money, can it? She has money, right? How much money is enough to spend forever with a troll? Twenty million? Thirty million? It can't be for his laughable faciar hair or his unfortunate wardrobe decisions? Is it true that he has a bunch of blind kids that he keeps in his closet that picks out clothes for him each and every morning? How big does a closet have to be to house a entire gang of blind Greek kids? One hundred square feet? Two hundred?

Either way, on tonight's premiere episode of Wild On: Tara on E!, we finally learn the real reason why Paris L. is simply irresistible to women:

He's a parasailing and banana-boating expert.

You heard it here first. You'll watch it too and go, "Ahhhhhhh, I see it now." While a bit on the fey side, dude knows his recreational watersports. With the precise instruction he gives to Tara and Paris, I wouldn't be surprised if he was also a professional banana-boater on the side. He's that good.

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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 1:23 PM

I bet Paris L rode the little/special bus to school.. he looks a bit slow on the uptake.
Im guessing Paris is with him b/c he so desperately needs fashion advice, and she's just the BIIIAAATTTCHHH to give it to him!  



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