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michael jackson jurors obviously caught the slowbus to realityville...



I see all this crappy news and think two things:

1) If you were a MJ trial juror and felt pressured in any way, you should have just said, "Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!" The other jurors would have known that you can't triple stamp a double stamp, there would have been a big fight about it and then you would have all laughed and fallen into a big ball of friendship in the end. The pressure would have been alleved. Problem solved.

2) No matter how many jurors come out and say that they thought MJ was guilty, no one can bring back the many doves who senselessly lost their lives at the hands of the Evil Dove Lady. Let us never forget.
When Doves Cry (6/9/05)
When Doves Die (6/13/05)


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Posted by Blogger Charlie on 10:50 AM

Maybe John Woo can incorporate these books into a film remake of Twelve Angry Men. Not only could he use the doves, but Chow Yun Fat could play the court room sketch artist and do some double-fisted paint brush renderings of Wacko Jacko.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 10:57 AM

That's insane enough to work.  



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How did you know that I get a massive wet one for men who quote "Dumb & Dumber"?

"Princess Bride" and "Monty Python" is for amateurs. Just say "LLoyd: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this...Harry: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver is full of shit, man.", and I'm yours.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 12:39 PM

My personal favorite:

"WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!"  



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