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must not love dogs...


Everyone's seen that one photo of the world's ugliest dog. But this photo is much much worse. Maybe because I imagined the dog in a cage within a cage within a cage. And its owner would push food to it twice a day with a stick or something?? But the LA Times story this morning paints a entirely more frightening picture (Yes. Even more frightening then the actual picture above):

Lockheed, 53, enjoys massaging Sam's fleshy, thin, potato-chip ears and running her fingers through the small patches of white hair on his head.

She likes kissing Sam's hairless frame, littered with blackheads, brown warts and moles. Even his hindquarters have a large hernia lump.

Then there's his right eye, left a reddish-purple from cataracts, which stands out from the other, which is a milky white.

"I've never had a dog this much in love with me," Lockheed said. "I really baby Sam, and kiss him a lot. He's a toad [that's] going to turn into a prince."

If that's not an ad for the dangers of believing in fairy tales, I don't know what is. Miraculously, though you have to read to the end of the article to find out, this woman just got engaged. To a man. Wouldn't you have paid to see her in her own reality dating show? Kinda like Hooking Up but with a twist? A freakin' horrific devil-rat-looking twist? Or put her, Satan Dog and a bunch of dudes on an island? Now that would be Survivor! What would the over-under on deaths be if there was a volcano on the island?? Is it socially acceptable to eat yourself out of fear? Okay, really, that pic is freakin' me out.

This entry was posted on Monday, August 15, 2005 at 9:19 AM. You can skip to the end and leave a response.

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Posted by Blogger JulieGong on 9:56 AM

That is the scariest fucking dog I've ever seen. I'm going to have nightmares about that thing.  



Posted by Blogger Justin on 9:59 AM

True that.

Even PETA sees this and goes, "Awww hell no."  



Posted by Blogger C on 10:19 AM

Dude, I almost lost my breakfast over that one.  



Posted by Blogger hannah on 10:27 AM

Wow, Nicole Richie looks good these days!  



Posted by Blogger Avatar on 10:41 AM

Was that dog in "Poltergeist"? I totally remember that face.

Or maybe he was a transformation extra from that scene in "The Witches"...?  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 11:05 AM

Ugly dogs need love too  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:02 PM

I'm sorry, but that dog is beyond ugly.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:25 PM

i was already feeling super nauseous all day...thanks!  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 3:58 PM

Did you notice how that thing really looks like the mechanical rat the mice built at the end of "An American Tail"?  



Posted by Blogger Justin on 4:01 PM

That movie's sad. Just plain sad.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:38 PM

Dude,
scariest thing I've ever seen... In all truthfulness though, that was found in a bucket of KFC chicken...
Extry tasty crispy... (I made myself gag here).  



Posted by Blogger mance01 on 9:34 PM

I think the dog looks like the bad guys off that old Jim Henson movie "The Dark Crystal." Check it out...I'm totally right. ;)  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 1:11 PM

I have no words for the terrible horror that you have just shown me.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 12:52 PM

Awwww. I want one.  



Posted by Blogger xanadian on 6:40 AM

holy

freakin'

sh!t.

It's like Ren Hoek, but ten times worse.

You want to talk about a train wreck with clowns? This is a train wreck with ugly clowns. I think the image has permanently burned itself into my retinas.

Eeesh.  



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