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if you value sanity, don't buy this new dvd for your girlfriend/wife...



Here's how it started (HOURS AGO!!!):

"Can we watch it when we get home?? Please!! Please!!"

"Uggggghhhh...please no."

"Come on!! Please!!"

"Aw right. Just the extra footage. But not the entire movie. I can't watch that three-hour thing again."

"YES! Okay."

"Promise?"

"I promise."

This is meant as more of a disclaimer for all boyfriends/husbands everywhere. This DVD has, at my most recent estimation, about 8 hours of extra features. They. Never. End. James Cameron has pulled out the stops to ensure that Titanic lovers know every possible minute detail about the movie. I'm being forced, at knifepoint, to watch an array of documentaries on set and costume design. For Christmas sakes, if you're my real friend, reading this and have my phone number, CALL ME. I'll pretend that you're out of gas on the 405 or something and it'll give me an excuse to leave the apartment. I know what you're thinking. Hahaha...I'm so not even kidding.

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Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 7:41 PM

CHRIST IN HEAVEN WILL YOU LET ME TALK!

Titanic is the best movie EVA. Like, E-V-A. EVA. Got it? Good.

Besides... Don't even try and act like you (a) didn't learn something new, (b) didn't find it *remotely* interesting, and (c) didn't get a kick out of re-watching Vaughn and Stiller's 1998 funniness.

And NO, this is NOT the longest or dumbest comment ever. YOU'RE THE LONGEST AND DUMBEST COMMENT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,
the Girlfriend w/a capital G.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 9:15 PM

pwnd  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 9:40 PM

duuuude.

i'm feeling the exact same pain. right now.

-dantana  



Posted by Blogger kristine on 8:16 AM

yikes.

but i bet the Gfriend is right. you totally loved it, didn't you?  



Posted by Blogger Dan on 10:33 AM

Try screaming "ICEBERG!" in an obnoxious accent every few minutes. My girlfriend made me leave the room.  



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