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truthfully, it's a honor just to get a dismissal letter...

Does anyone else watch "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart???" If not, you should be. I watch it for two reasons. Number one, that guy Jim might be the best reality player ever. He's crazy, man!! Number two, I like Martha Stewart's personal dismissal letters she writes at the end of every episode to the loser. I'd be on the show just for that. I wonder if she actually sends them, though. I'd demand it so I could frame it. And maybe put it on a lazy susan in a plastic viewing box like something you'd see at the Louvre. My mom would be proud of my personal dismissal letter, I know.

I imagine it'd look something like this:
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Posted by Blogger hannah on 5:46 AM

Truth be told, I haven't watched all the episodes of Marth's show. However, I did catch some of it last night and the drunk monkey faces that Jim made while dining at the luxurious Outback Steakhouse were classy!  



Posted by Anonymous Neil on 6:13 AM

I like the fact that she still writes her dismissal letters in hand. Now, that's class!  



Posted by Blogger kristine on 8:21 AM

oh, Justin. you watch this, yet complain about Titanic?!

such a boy.

though, i hope MarthaMarthaMartha sees this and hires you as a writer. excellent dismissal letter.  



Posted by Blogger Lons on 9:10 PM

Kristine, I'll have you know that Martha Stewart's "Apprentice" is about 100,000x more entertaining than "Titanic." Mainly because it involves real people engaging in realistic, human-like conflict and not lame caricatures loosely based on real people running through a CG ship. But also because "The Apprentice" does not feature Billy Zane.  



Posted by Blogger justin on 10:06 PM

Billy Zane!!!!  



Posted by Blogger staci on 10:21 PM

I think it's almost better than Trumps show.  



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