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All I want for Christmas (besides gifts and stuff)...


Is to be rid of Nickelback's "Photograph."

I'm not joking, man. It's stalking me. I heard it for about the 87th time in a month while shopping this past weekend. I thought stores were supposed to keep shoppers happy during the holidays (with rainforest sounds, dolphins and crap), but I was wrong. NICKELBACK!!! So I walked outside the store I was in to escape and someone walked out behind me humming it. NooooOOO!!! It's driving me crazily insanely crazy insane. No joke. Since I've nicknamed the lead singer Blah Blah, I've resorted to singing "blah blah blah" whenever I hear it to block out the bad sounds. So if you see someone in LA covering their ears and talking to himself while shopping this week, that's probably me.* I'm not retarded. Just sick of Blah Blah.

*I also might be coughing. Not from a cold. But because I'm still trying to fool people into thinking I'm the Mystery Ricola Cougher. Everyone's doing it at work, too. I believe I've started my a trend.

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Posted by Blogger Siel on 6:53 PM

This is why I shop with my iPod on --  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 6:08 AM

dude, at least it's not "My Humps." Seriously, Fergie has ruined my holidays.  



Posted by Blogger 0000 on 6:26 AM

1. I have been meaning to carry around a bag of Ricolas for that very reason.

2. iPods also prevent lecherous store greeters from spewing their standard procedure cheer.

3. Fergie is not cute.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 10:04 AM

cant we just throw ricolas at clerks when nickleback is played? where's the sweepstakes for THAT idea???  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 10:25 AM

On behalf of the province of Alberta, I would like to formally apologise for Nickleback.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 10:50 AM

"Photograph" could possibly be the most comically-overwrought song not performed by Creed EVER.  



Posted by Blogger Nanette on 10:49 PM

I love your Ricola fraud! :)  



Posted by Blogger Girl, Please! on 1:27 PM

This is how you remind me
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It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story

This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a pound of bacon!  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 11:46 PM

as a canadian, im honestly more embarrased by nickleback than i am by degrassi, karla homolka, and seal hunts combined!!  



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