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This guy will not be the next "Survivor" winner...


WHY???

Well...Survivor Austin grew up right around the corner from my house as a kid. One day I went to his house to play soccer and he kicked the ball really hard and it hit me in the nose, causing a monstrous nosebleed. The rest of my memory is hazy but I do remember there was some unnecessary laughing, some fighting and maybe an attempt to blow my bloody nose all over him and his dog in anger. But...that was at least 18 years ago. I'm over it. Although, it would be pretty cool if he did get in the final two at the end. Then, I could get a ticket to the taping and stand up and call him out on it. "DUDE, that guy kicked a soccer ball deliberately at my face, gave me a nosebleed and laughed at me!! So I blew my nose on him and his dog! And I think he might have cried a little! Should a guy LIKE THAT be the next winner of Survivor??"

No. I think not.
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Posted by Blogger hannah on 12:34 PM

The closest I ever came to knowing anyone from Survivor was a friend of mine was friend's with Jenna, the girl who won it all in season 4 or 5 maybe. They were best friends in 4th grade and had a sleepover that ended tragically, thereby ruining their relationships chance.  



Posted by Blogger Justin on 12:36 PM

A sleepover that ended tragically? Very intriguing.  



Posted by Blogger Douglas Reinhardt on 1:14 PM

cash had probably the best voice mail greeting in the world.  



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Re: Cash's voicemail

It HAD to be a fake one done by the production team after the fact. It was too awesome to be real.  



Posted by Blogger kristine on 1:23 PM

that austin dude looks just like John Henson, but without that weird white patch of hair.  



Posted by Anonymous Anonymous on 6:27 PM

The last "famous" guy we grew up with who I hated when we were kids died tragically. So, yeah.
-JD  



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I know a girl competing on the Bachelor...but we don't have any stories involving spewing nosebleeds anywhere. She was just the makeup girl at the store my friends and I frequented.  



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anything can happen... look how far lydia got!  



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the pooka shells alone scream, "cut me i cant take the heat"  



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I think you should just make up a story about the winner of Survivor, whether you know him/her or not. People do it all the time. C'mon, join the masses!  



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